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'American Idol' premieres Same dramatic music, same talk about making people's dreams come true, same sob stories with predictable tickets to hollywood.It's comforting, or it's a snoozefest take your pick. The show tries to ramp things up in the beginning. "Forget what you think you knew.Because the best.Is yet to come"Flashes across the screen over a montage of all the hysterical speculation over who would replace the departing simon cowell, kickedtothecurb kara dioguardi and unfortunate disaster ellen degeneres. Of course, we've all known for months the slots are filled with singer/actress/former"In living color"Dancer jennifer lopez and aerosmith rocker steven tyler, so the slowmotion intros are unnecessary.Randy jackson, the only surviving judge from seasons past, pipes up to say he's happy to share the spotlight with two industry icons.Or, you know, still be gainfully employed whatever.And jimmy iovine, the new"In house mentor"And interscope records chairman who will sign the winner to a recording contract, gets a quick intro. Now that we've been introduced to a"Music mastermind and superstar panel,"15 minutes later, it's time to get to the auditions, starting in New Jersey. Up first is rachel zevita, 22, a rerun auditioner because she already gave it a shot in season 6.Jlo claims to remember exactly who she's looking at, even though this rachel has her frizzy hair much more under control.She sings leonard cohen's"Hallelujah,"And hits super high notes that startle the judges.Steven tyler thinks she's a flower, which they need to water and let grow.Oh good, he's the new paula.Then rachel accidentally insults randy jackson by telling him she's nervous because she's sung in front of"Famous"Judges before, but never anyone she looks up to.Therefore, we accept when she's given a golden ticket. Caleb hawley, 25, croons"Hallelujah i love her so"By ray charles, and steven tyler senses he needs Click to enter some help, letting out one of his trademark screams at the end.Jlo thinks caleb is cute, which we soon learn is code for"You're going to hollywood. "And so he does. Next up is the first 15yearold contestant, now the youngest age possible for auditions since"Idol"Lowered the age limit by a year.Kenzie palmer belts out"Young and beautiful"By carrie underwood, and does a decent job, but the judges disagree.Oh no!First fight of the season already?Not so much they respectfully disagree with steven tyler's opinion that she didn't have enough"Pizzazz,"But work through their problems rationally and send her to hollywood.Well, that's no fun. At this point, two contestants have cried, but both have been from joy.Where's the deal,"Idol"?Simon cowell would not stand for this.Jlo seems thrilled at how easy it is to say"Yes,"But then strolls in achille lovle, 25, who Sings a madonna tune. "Sing"May be the wrong word, as she may be tone deaf, and steven tyler tells her her melody's all over the place.As achille explains it's because of her accent, jlo is forced to tell her that it's not so much about the accent, just about the singing. "Oh my god, i hate this.Why did i sign up for this? "Jlo wails, as the contestant dejectedly leaves. "I want to go home! " If you had a bet going as to how long it would take"Idol"To make the first"Jersey shore"Reference, the answer is:32 minutes.Seacrest introduces jersey as"The place that made fist pumping so famous"Before here introducing us to tiffany rios, a 21yearold who obviously graduated from the snooki school of over spraytanning and teased hair design. But tiffany breaks down in tears before her audition starts, because, she explains, jlo is her role model.Jlo gives her a comforting hug.This gives tiffany all the confidence she needs to whip off her jacket, revealing two strategically placed metal stars over her bikini top.She sings her own song with the line,"America needs me/for higher ratings on tv. "The judges inexplicably agree, and put her through to hollywood after she puts her jacket back on(To remain tasteful)And sings a more calmeddown version of celine dion's"Power of love. "